Sunday, November 23, 2008

A Discourse on Villainy

I originally posted this on Yahoo! Answers:

"A villain is traditionally the antagonist (main character's main enemy), although some have done wonders with, as you have said, a protagonist (main character) "villain"- that is, a villainous lifestyle as a career, most often in the comic book-superhero sense. By this I mean that the villain lives in a world chock-full of do-gooders in tights and underwear that may or may not have "superpowers" and who traipse around foiling these so-called villains' evil schemes, which usually involve world domination, revenge, murder, money, attention-bringing misdemeanors, and the like. The villains sometimes wear the bright capes-and-underwear themselves, and sometimes have superpowers (which is one of the most-used definitions of "supervillain") and almost always have some sort of doomsday machine or what-have-you used to accomplish their goals, especially if said villain is a Mad Scientist. They may or may not carry menacing death/stun/freeze/etc. rays to ward off heroes and heroines, which they usually regard as enemies. They sometimes have archnemesis-es or archenemies, who are usually "heroes" as well. They usually have an interesting backstory, which, if used to the extreme, can degrade the villain to merely "misunderstood". Some "villains" become such because, for one reason or another, society has dubbed them this and they eventually, willingly or unwillingly, begin to act out their part.

"Other types of villains can be much less extreme, and can range from a grumpy neighbor to a sadistic boss at work. These types of villains are the types the protagonist might encounter day-to-day, and mostly act legally (unless the protagonist or his/her allies are policemen, detectives, or other law-enforcers). The protagonist usually has to battle them, whether literally or figuratively.

"If you want to create a villain, give him/her an identity. Add quirks (from strange costumes and villain names to a dislike for cumin), weaknesses if need be (afraid of mice? That could be useful if the protagonist has access to a pet rodent), goals and aspirations (take over the world or become head cheerleader?), motivations (why are they doing what they're doing?), and, perhaps most importantly, the reason why the audience/hero should dislike or be pitted against them. Is the villain working for a big corporation that cuts down the rainforests and your hero is a faithful, picketing ecologist? Or does your hero want the position the sadistic villain holds? Give us a reason to love to hate the villain."

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Dr. Horrible/Kim Possible Crossover

You're not Drakken...

Description: Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog/KP crossover. A green-skinned woman with a fake-looking mustache directed Kim and Ron's heroic intentions to a certain amateur villain's hideout... Is it going to be the Senior's all over again?

Humor/Parody. Rated K. One-shot.


My first crossover! :D Tell me how it went! Just click that little "Review" button... anonymous reviews welcome! Please?

Ah, well. Fun to write.

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More updates on my life? Well, if you insist. More Freddy bits- like him whomping into me in the hall. He gave me a "what the heck did I do?" look and I said hello sarcastically, but later felt guilty for not apologizing like I would with anyone else, so I did later that day. He said he didn't care. I've been upset a lot lately. Probably just not getting enough sleep.

Friday, November 21, 2008

Twilight movie! :D

Gah! I'm back from Twilight, and it was awesome! All the teenage girls squealed when Edward and when Carlisle came onto the screen. ;) Bella and Jacob were too serious for my liking, but the action scenes were great (spoiler: seriously, Edward would NOT STOP sucking Bella's arm XD). Some humor, not enough time to fall in love in my opinion, but very excellent. It was fun to be into something everyone else was, for a change! I met this girl there- Team Edward- and we began discussing the books. It was a lot of fun. We stopped for Culvers' root beer floats afterward, and had a good time. I loved it. The movie was not perfect, but it was certainly fun. And the Twilight readers laughed at certain parts no one else seemed to get- it was fun, too, to laugh along.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Yummy

A coupon for a 99-cent ice cream cone at Coldstone Creamery (for those of you who don't know, it is THE best place to get frozen sweets- and with many exotic flavors/mixes, like cookie and cake dough, gingerbread, pumpkin pie... unfortunately, very expensive) and I got a frozen yogurt (yes, like Penny. ^.^) It was delicious- very sweet and tangy. My day, which was previously exhausting and horrible, has gotten much better now that I can relax.

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Sorry-

-that I haven't posted lately; been too tired/busy/lazy/insert your own excuse here. I'll make these updates short but sweet.

Went out to a Japanese fast-food restaurant with my mom yesterday; had a great time. Almost done reading Eclipse. Had a free 3-mint coffee drink at Borders today and free ice cream tonight- sweets city. Wore my cape to Culver's. Got a few amused looks and my mom to say that she thought the waiter liked me. Many "Freddy" updates, but this is my blog, not his. I'll keep quiet for now. Got a free Twilight poster in USA Today. Rewatched Dr. Horrible again. Want to explain the name of my blog but once again procrastinate. Didn't have to do the dishes last night because we ate out twice- an abnormality; I skipped around the house shouting for joy. Forgot where St. Louis was. Read the webcomic "anti-HEROES". More work abounds. Getting some time off for Thanksgiving in a few weeks.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

And "Freddy" makes the headlines once again

I was sitting in class when he started tapping his foot against my chair. He normally had his leg stretched across the aisle from me, so I didn't give him much attention until he started pushing my chair away. Only inches at a time, and after each scoot, I'd look up at him and raise and eyebrow. It went on for a while.

Later, we were discussing the Golden Rule, and he cited it as "Do unto others as they would do unto you." I laughed without thinking about it much and he gave me a strange look, despite that others were laughing too- and I wasn't snorting or shrieking or some such. He told me I had a crazy laugh- and I wasn't even "Muahahaha"-ing. :P

Monday, November 3, 2008

New Moon...

Just came in! I'm already on la pagina 147.

Is it customary to make numerous yet tiny posts? Ah well. My blog, not yours!

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Next day...

Just bought a cape, on sale for $5. Not too shabby. Black and swooshy and everything.