Thursday, December 18, 2008

Good-bye, turtles

It finally happened. *sigh*

Those of you who know me in Reality know that I used to have two box turtles- Tammy and Caleb- that I got when I was eight. I used to- to really be excited about them. Loved 'em. Was obsessed with turtles! ;) But... lately I haven't been taking care of them like I should. After being hounded about it for a long time, I decided to sell them. It's been a while since then. Someone finally accepted the offer, with online "ad" help from my mom :P, and took them not 15 minutes ago, to give to their eight-year-old son for Christmas.

I know it's better for them... but it's hard letting them go, even if I hardly see them anymore.

*sighs again, deeply and slowly*

The parent of the new owner took my email address, and said she'd tell me when they get the turtles set up.

Gah. I didn't even cry when my fish died. I don't know why I'm sad now! I just... agh.

I'll miss ya, tortellies.

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Thank you, Sunshine

Must thank Sunshine for recommending Soon I Will Be Invincible. Finished it tonight. Some cursing but otherwise very fine! It begs for a climactic ending. But, alas, it simply leaves room for more. Which, I suppose, is for the best.

spoiler: Kinda wish CoreFire had stayed dead though. No offense to him. :P

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Moist: Humidity Rising

*spoilers ahead for the Dr. Horrible Moist webcomic* Well. Certainly not what I had hoped for. It gave an origin story for Moist, true; but not with that comical yet tragic touch the original blog (indeed, even the Captain Hammer comic) had. I'm not wild about the visuals- better than I could draw, but somehow the characters just weren't... themselves- some bad language (those of you who know me can probably tell that the Lord's name in vain in the first panel is a turnoff), they "realistic-ed" the fun, cartoon-physics punch from the Captain Hammer comic, and the characters were... kind of out of character. Moist didn't have that pathetic, lopsided, but somehow comical expression, if you know what I'm talking about; Hammer kept his lines from the first comic, but I'd expect him to soak it up... be a big ham in the background, for the press, at least. And Horrible talking about taking Hammer down at the end? He looked like... dare I say it... Hammer himself, in his stereotypically heroic pose. Somehow I hoped for... bonding? Lovable "wimpiness" in a way? A little more Horrible-esque self-battering and/or humor? He was taking himself so seriously... and not the way Dr. Horrible usually did. More like some kind of buff he-man. And, surprisingly, they did not play it for jokes. You can be funny and dead serious at the same time, as Joss Whedon proved in the web original.

The good thing about it? At least now we know that Moist is a) Horrible's henchman, officially, and b) runny, not sweaty. Although the conjecture about that last one was part of the fun...

That all said, I am grateful to Zack Whedon and Farel Dalrymple, if the credits are correct, for providing the fans with some more Dr. Horrible material and a few questions answered- plus even more Horrible press. It did not appeal to me; but I'd bet you money that someone out there is going to love this. Therefore, it was probably worthwhile. And I thank them.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

A Discourse on Villainy

I originally posted this on Yahoo! Answers:

"A villain is traditionally the antagonist (main character's main enemy), although some have done wonders with, as you have said, a protagonist (main character) "villain"- that is, a villainous lifestyle as a career, most often in the comic book-superhero sense. By this I mean that the villain lives in a world chock-full of do-gooders in tights and underwear that may or may not have "superpowers" and who traipse around foiling these so-called villains' evil schemes, which usually involve world domination, revenge, murder, money, attention-bringing misdemeanors, and the like. The villains sometimes wear the bright capes-and-underwear themselves, and sometimes have superpowers (which is one of the most-used definitions of "supervillain") and almost always have some sort of doomsday machine or what-have-you used to accomplish their goals, especially if said villain is a Mad Scientist. They may or may not carry menacing death/stun/freeze/etc. rays to ward off heroes and heroines, which they usually regard as enemies. They sometimes have archnemesis-es or archenemies, who are usually "heroes" as well. They usually have an interesting backstory, which, if used to the extreme, can degrade the villain to merely "misunderstood". Some "villains" become such because, for one reason or another, society has dubbed them this and they eventually, willingly or unwillingly, begin to act out their part.

"Other types of villains can be much less extreme, and can range from a grumpy neighbor to a sadistic boss at work. These types of villains are the types the protagonist might encounter day-to-day, and mostly act legally (unless the protagonist or his/her allies are policemen, detectives, or other law-enforcers). The protagonist usually has to battle them, whether literally or figuratively.

"If you want to create a villain, give him/her an identity. Add quirks (from strange costumes and villain names to a dislike for cumin), weaknesses if need be (afraid of mice? That could be useful if the protagonist has access to a pet rodent), goals and aspirations (take over the world or become head cheerleader?), motivations (why are they doing what they're doing?), and, perhaps most importantly, the reason why the audience/hero should dislike or be pitted against them. Is the villain working for a big corporation that cuts down the rainforests and your hero is a faithful, picketing ecologist? Or does your hero want the position the sadistic villain holds? Give us a reason to love to hate the villain."

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Dr. Horrible/Kim Possible Crossover

You're not Drakken...

Description: Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog/KP crossover. A green-skinned woman with a fake-looking mustache directed Kim and Ron's heroic intentions to a certain amateur villain's hideout... Is it going to be the Senior's all over again?

Humor/Parody. Rated K. One-shot.


My first crossover! :D Tell me how it went! Just click that little "Review" button... anonymous reviews welcome! Please?

Ah, well. Fun to write.

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More updates on my life? Well, if you insist. More Freddy bits- like him whomping into me in the hall. He gave me a "what the heck did I do?" look and I said hello sarcastically, but later felt guilty for not apologizing like I would with anyone else, so I did later that day. He said he didn't care. I've been upset a lot lately. Probably just not getting enough sleep.

Friday, November 21, 2008

Twilight movie! :D

Gah! I'm back from Twilight, and it was awesome! All the teenage girls squealed when Edward and when Carlisle came onto the screen. ;) Bella and Jacob were too serious for my liking, but the action scenes were great (spoiler: seriously, Edward would NOT STOP sucking Bella's arm XD). Some humor, not enough time to fall in love in my opinion, but very excellent. It was fun to be into something everyone else was, for a change! I met this girl there- Team Edward- and we began discussing the books. It was a lot of fun. We stopped for Culvers' root beer floats afterward, and had a good time. I loved it. The movie was not perfect, but it was certainly fun. And the Twilight readers laughed at certain parts no one else seemed to get- it was fun, too, to laugh along.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Yummy

A coupon for a 99-cent ice cream cone at Coldstone Creamery (for those of you who don't know, it is THE best place to get frozen sweets- and with many exotic flavors/mixes, like cookie and cake dough, gingerbread, pumpkin pie... unfortunately, very expensive) and I got a frozen yogurt (yes, like Penny. ^.^) It was delicious- very sweet and tangy. My day, which was previously exhausting and horrible, has gotten much better now that I can relax.

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Sorry-

-that I haven't posted lately; been too tired/busy/lazy/insert your own excuse here. I'll make these updates short but sweet.

Went out to a Japanese fast-food restaurant with my mom yesterday; had a great time. Almost done reading Eclipse. Had a free 3-mint coffee drink at Borders today and free ice cream tonight- sweets city. Wore my cape to Culver's. Got a few amused looks and my mom to say that she thought the waiter liked me. Many "Freddy" updates, but this is my blog, not his. I'll keep quiet for now. Got a free Twilight poster in USA Today. Rewatched Dr. Horrible again. Want to explain the name of my blog but once again procrastinate. Didn't have to do the dishes last night because we ate out twice- an abnormality; I skipped around the house shouting for joy. Forgot where St. Louis was. Read the webcomic "anti-HEROES". More work abounds. Getting some time off for Thanksgiving in a few weeks.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

And "Freddy" makes the headlines once again

I was sitting in class when he started tapping his foot against my chair. He normally had his leg stretched across the aisle from me, so I didn't give him much attention until he started pushing my chair away. Only inches at a time, and after each scoot, I'd look up at him and raise and eyebrow. It went on for a while.

Later, we were discussing the Golden Rule, and he cited it as "Do unto others as they would do unto you." I laughed without thinking about it much and he gave me a strange look, despite that others were laughing too- and I wasn't snorting or shrieking or some such. He told me I had a crazy laugh- and I wasn't even "Muahahaha"-ing. :P

Monday, November 3, 2008

New Moon...

Just came in! I'm already on la pagina 147.

Is it customary to make numerous yet tiny posts? Ah well. My blog, not yours!

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Next day...

Just bought a cape, on sale for $5. Not too shabby. Black and swooshy and everything.

Friday, October 31, 2008

All Hallow's Eve

No trick-or-treating, but I did go to a "Light the Night" at the church. I won a number-of-candies-guessing contest tonight... I was one candy away. I guessed 52. There were 53- and they're all mine. ;D Mucho chocolate.

Wrote a different Horrible story... my first horror endeavor:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4627945/1/Horrible
Description:
Spoilers inside. Oneshot. Billy's night on October 31. Rated (ugh) "T" for horror themes.
Hope it goes over well.

Plus, the song "Monster [or Munster- modified TV show version] Mash" has been following me around lately. Saw the show for the first time on TV today, heard it while getting my hair cut, the puppets at the aforementioned church "party" lip-synced it...

:P

Yesterday my computer ate my new Doc Horrible angsty oneshot. Ugh. And I lost my new pen. I have another one just like it, but it's not the same- it's just a rebound pen. Man, I miss that pen; it had a rubber grip and everything. And I got a haircut that I'm not pleased with. Sheesh. My dark chocolate is nearly gone.

On the plus side, I did find a good-quality but cheap, black velvet, ominous cape at Walmart. I'm waiting until tomorrow to get it, though. Hopefully it'll be on sale. I hope they don't run out, but they had several in stock.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Freddy encounter and more

Not much to report on the guystead- he just bumped into me today... but it didn't seem like an accident. *shrugs*

Lots of work done today, so tonight I might reward myself by shopping for that cape.

Halloween (and my father's birthday) is tomorrow. Might go to a celebration at the Baptist church- not spooky, but free candy.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Elections soon

Towards the beginning of the month, I emailed something to both parties. An excerpt from my RS Net post on that day:

Emailed both the Obama and McCain websites. Unfortunately, I accidentally gave them the wrong email address. :-[ Oops...

Anyhoo, here's most of what I wrote (the Obama version) in a flurry of self-importance:

"...I question the campaign. Most politics like your own, actually. I understand (to an extent) power lust, and have a few questions. Why do you (or "does Obama", depending on who is reading this) want to be president? Is it for glory? Power? Fame? Monetary gain? Surely presidency does not assure these, as George W. Bush has now only, what is the number, a 17% approval rating? Circumstance can make you or break you, as evidenced by his time in office, and the stakes are high. Are you driven by an honest wish to better America, despite the political stereotype of fraud and manipulation? Could you not do more by heading a charity or movement?

"If you simply wish to take over the country, then, does brainwashing still work as well as it has in the past? I know that many will accept others' opinions as their own, if persuaded correctly. Hitler did it; why couldn't you? Especially with the added tools of advertising and television broadcasts!

"Or perhaps you have just a desire for personal gain, as is human nature. Perfectly understandable. Many supervillains have this as their only incentive.

"Make no mistake; I am not an undercover Republican seeking to undermine your goals through exaggeration or insults, if you consider the above offensive. I did not mean it so. I intend to send the same note to your adversary, if possible. For, in politics, where is there truth? Where is there unadulterated honesty and goodwill with not even a touch of greed or selfishness? I realize that for this email to reach Barack Obama himself, it must go through miles of red tape and many, many people in Senator Obama's campaign. It will, in all likelihood, never be read by him at all.

"It is just as well. How many insults, how many mindless pledges of allegiance will come through this website in the future? How many have, already? Assuredly, hundreds of thousands, even millions. Each as meaningless and not thought out as the next, products of advertising, re-education, and deceit. I say this because of the many promises made in any campaign, not as a personal attack. For we Americans rarely think things out, believing what we are told without question, or questioning the things that are purely truth. But is this a characteristic of Americans alone? Nay, of human nature.

"So, to whoever shall read this, whether it be a minimum-wage (or even volunteering) secretary, or the potential next president of the United States of America himself, my message is this: think. Why are you doing what you are doing? If you honestly believe in it, and know why you believe it, by all means, continue. But if you are a following sheep, be aware that you may in actuality be a lemming. If so, continue as well, if you wish. Make it easier for those who think for you.

"Resistance may be futile. Think at your own risk."

Monday, October 27, 2008

Same old, same old.

Bit tiring day today, so I consumed a hot chocolate and 10 squares of dark chocolate (admittedly, small squares) and felt a little better. The cold outside that I had to stand in didn't help matters much, either. :P

I'm still looking for a cheap but good-quality black villain cape... Hopefully there'll be some after Halloween, when the posers are quite through.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Help... not.

"Freddy" came by me today, as class was winding down and we could talk. He asked me if I wanted any help finishing the assignment. I smiled like my advisers advised but told him I was alright- no help needed. He then said he wouldn't have helped me anyway and stood there for a moment before chasing after a male friend.

He keeps sitting facing me with his legs apart. It creeps me out! But the teacher is in my direction from his perspective, so he has a reason. Maybe he just sits like that normally.

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Oh, and I think Zuko from "Avatar: The Last Airbender" is really hot (literally and figuratively!). Had to put that in. Zuko'll make almost any post cool.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

Read the title.

I saw it when it was first released, but rewatched and fell in love with it all over again. *sighs in ecstasy*

As I told my friend the HK-47 assassin droid:

It's a movie of a supervillain (who has his own blog) named Dr. Horrible, who has a crush on a girl at the local laundromat. He's almost made audio communication while working on his freeze ray (his goal? To stop time to find the words to tell the girl how he feels) when, in the direct aftermath of his crime, he inadvertently introduces his dream girl to his archenemy, Captain Hammer, who is the biggest, most egotistical jerk you'll ever meet but who is hailed by all as a hero. [Many] very funny parts, some heart-wrenching parts, few bad words, and a bit of sexual references for humor's sake, but a wonderful movie. Also a musical, hence the sing-along part.


One of the best movies I have ever watched. I highly recommend it- but not for young children. Not too much bad stuff in there (certainly not enough for an R rating!!!) but two or three references might make you want to cover the little ones' ears. Those parts I didn't like. But, oh, the rest was excellent!

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Jerk-y or Quirky?

Yes, even I have relationship issues.

The boy (now known as "Freddy") snipes at me. I pass him in the hall and he glares at me. I was convinced that he hates me- my "advisers" say he's crushing. ?

Our first meeting was in class, where I sat down at an empty two-seat table. A random person came and sat next to me. Soon, Freddy came by and told me the seat was his. I thought him rude and crisply replied, "Well, I didn't know we had assigned seats," and moved. Soon after, a seating chart was instilled and Freddy was moved... across the aisle from me. We are now literally about 4 feet apart every class.

Freddy often snaps at me for doing regular things. "Stop doodling!" "Stop staring at me!" (when I wasn't) "I wasn't talking to you!!!" "Stop it!"

However (and this is where it gets complicated), he was talking with some friends of his, girls, (now known as Prez and Kin) when Prez, who likes to involve everybody, initiated me into the conversation. Soon, though, out of nowhere, one of them said, "'Freddy' likes you!"

Immediately Freddy started banging his head on the table and groaning as I gave Prez and Kin a level look. "Uh- HUH."

They continued to press their point and insisted that I should ask Freddy to the Sadie Hawkin's dance while Freddy moaned in agony. I gave a noncommittal and slightly creeped-out answer and turned away. I heard Freddy comment to Prez and Kin, "I wouldn't go with her anyway."

Today I was doing a diagram in my notes when Freddy ejaculated, "Stop it!"

I looked up. "Stop what?"

"Drawing!"

I looked down at the diagram and held it up. "I wasn't drawing, I was doing a diagram for Biology. See?"

Freddy, if memory holds, huffed and I went back to my work, undeterred.

Freddy's not too bad on the eyes, if you know what I mean, but I dislike him despite it. He jokes around with Prez and Kin and his other friends but seems dead serious with me.

I can't figure out if/why he hates me or if he has a killer poker face.

According to my "advisers", as stated before, "Freddy" is crushing on me and I should joke around with him instead of "hurting his feelings". It seems to me that he doesn't care much about what I think. :P

Any sensical comments?

Introduction

Okedokey. Here be my blog. Yes, yes, I know. *waves off applause* I suppose I must describe my interests, yes? *clears throat*

I'm a Christian, a vegetarian, and I fancy myself as an author. My favorite poems are "The Rainy Day" and "The Raven". I'm a big fan of Astro Boy, the movie Ratatouille, Pirates of the Caribbean, Dr. Horrible's Sing-along Blog, the Simpsons, Jane and the Dragon, Wordgirl, American Dragon: Jake Long, and Kim Possible. If you can't tell (although I hope it's obvious), my name is a vegetarian play on Bart Simpson's famous catchphrase "Don't have a cow, man!"

As a hobby, I write Kim Possible fanfiction. http://www.fanfiction.net/~donteatacowman

I am also a member of the RonStoppable.net forums and Youtube, under the same name as here and on FF Net.

Some of my hobbies include checking out the above websites, writing, perfecting my evil laugh and world domination plots, reading, and the evil to trump evil: homework. *An unearthly scream is heard in the distance*

Sooooo....

Do you ever wonder if you're under mind control, and are only persuaded that you posses free will? I asked my female friend (Heretofore known as "Al"), and she gave me an odd look and replied in the negative. Oy vey.

Anyhoo, I guess I'm signing off for now. May post again, may be abducted by heat-seeking aliens- who knows what the future holds?